Dan was a single man living at home with his widowed father
and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife
with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty
took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but soon,
my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.