If Columbus would have been Married before discovering America what will happen

wherever u go d network follows.......!

Dis is a miracle that happened recently at pune. 

A boy named Vishal n girl named Janavi luved sincerely. 

Dey used 2 chat on mobile 4 hrs. In order 2 reduce d expenses, both got same network sim. D guy went abroad 4 a month due to his work. D girl died in an accident. D girls last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile. After a month d guy cald d girlz mom n said 'Aunty i'll b comin 2mrow. I want dis 2 b a surprise, so dont tel jaanu'. D lady dint kno wat 2 say. D next day d guy came & askd abt jaanu. Dey tol him abt her death but he said 'dont joke, I spoke wid her yesterday'. Nobody believed. Suddenly the guy's mobile rang n displayed " jaanu calling". 

He activated d speaker. It was cleary jannu's voice. Den dey realised that girl was using vodafone sim. "wherever u go d network follows.......!

Sardar got Nobel Price 2010

Santa Singh badly wanted to be known as a great man. So
after long research he made a new addition to Newton's law.

And was awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize for his new
"Theory of Motion..."" and it says
“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"