If Columbus would have been Married before discovering America what will happen

wherever u go d network follows.......!

Dis is a miracle that happened recently at pune. 

A boy named Vishal n girl named Janavi luved sincerely. 

Dey used 2 chat on mobile 4 hrs. In order 2 reduce d expenses, both got same network sim. D guy went abroad 4 a month due to his work. D girl died in an accident. D girls last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile. After a month d guy cald d girlz mom n said 'Aunty i'll b comin 2mrow. I want dis 2 b a surprise, so dont tel jaanu'. D lady dint kno wat 2 say. D next day d guy came & askd abt jaanu. Dey tol him abt her death but he said 'dont joke, I spoke wid her yesterday'. Nobody believed. Suddenly the guy's mobile rang n displayed " jaanu calling". 

He activated d speaker. It was cleary jannu's voice. Den dey realised that girl was using vodafone sim. "wherever u go d network follows.......!

Sardar got Nobel Price 2010

Santa Singh badly wanted to be known as a great man. So
after long research he made a new addition to Newton's law.

And was awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize for his new
"Theory of Motion..."" and it says
“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"

Our life is what our thoughts make it....

Dan was a single man living at home with his widowed father 

and working in the family business. 

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune 

when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife 

with whom to share his fortune. 

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the 

most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty 

took his breath away. 

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but soon, 

my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." 

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and 

three days later, she became his stepmother. 

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Panchalikkatha

Dhridarashtrar comes to panjali's house with sweets.

She was bathing.

She called him to bathroom and gave a chair;

Angerkku kannu kanillallo...!

After the bath she asked.

"Entha vishesham? Enthina Sweets?"

Dhridarashtrar:

"Innale kannu operation ayirunnu.

Kazhcha kitty. Athinte chelava..."

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