Mast............

Ek Cheeta charminar Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aaya aur bola
"mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"
Cheetay ne ak lamha socha phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.

Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola,
"haathi mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur choohe ko 5- 6 thappar maare.

Haathi bola, "are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?"

Sher bola, "yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pee kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle mai ghumata raha hai".

Tintumon Vikrithikal

Water

Teacher:What is the formula of water?

Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher:What is this?

Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?

Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

Puli

Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,

pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!

friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.

Friend: oodikko??

Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

Chathi

Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”

Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Cheetha Koottukar

oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.  “

Medical Shop

Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

Kaattaana

Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

Achante Upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

Tintumon As God

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

  

Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

Tintumon & Kallan

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

Food & Accomodation

Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!

Tintu Mon Ambalathil

tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

Cigarette

Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.

“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”

Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “

Dr Tintu

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

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