Tintumon Vikrithikal

Water

Teacher:What is the formula of water?

Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher:What is this?

Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?

Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

Puli

Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,

pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!

friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.

Friend: oodikko??

Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

Chathi

Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”

Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Cheetha Koottukar

oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.  “

Medical Shop

Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

Kaattaana

Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

Achante Upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

Tintumon As God

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

  

Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

Tintumon & Kallan

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

Food & Accomodation

Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!

Tintu Mon Ambalathil

tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

Cigarette

Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.

“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”

Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “

Dr Tintu

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.